Apologies to my current employer, but if anyone near me is ever hiring a “Pork Rind Expert,” you can bet your bottom dollar I’d quit this job in a second. I’ll tell you that for free.
Here are fourteen of the most hilarious job titles I’ve ever seen. Seriously.
1. I called James to try to help my petition to get Mork and Mindy back on the air, but he told me he really only deals with people who were rear-ended by aliens.
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