Watch: ISIS Tried To Scare Everyone With Their Strange New Weapon. Instead, They’re Getting Laughed At

By Kevin Whitson
October 22, 2015 at 11:18am

ISIS is fighting Russian fighter planes. And when ISIS doesn’t have shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles, they must think of some other more effective way to destroy those Russian fighters decimating their forces. Those ideas must be creative, powerful, and effective. And so ISIS is reaching for the only materials they supposedly have to fashion new weaponry to mount a potent defense. This time, they are reaching for their condoms.

ISIS believe the safest way of destroying Russian fighter jets is using CONDOM BOMBS https://t.co/dp3Zees1fG pic.twitter.com/cmmGTplkJb

— Daily Star (@Daily_Star) October 22, 2015

ISIS has been documenting and photographing their attempts to pollute the skies with floating mines, their condoms filled with explosives and helium. Photos reveal ISIS fighters releasing the helium- and explosives-filled condoms. In a propaganda video purportedly created by ISIS, the launch of apparently hundreds of the explosive-filled floating condoms were released. The video has all the characteristics of ISIS propaganda. ISIS fighters wearing masks, and brandishing weapons, were filmed in the field releasing the condoms. In the background, chanting ISIS singers can be heard.

ISIS using condom bombs to attack Russian fighter jets https://t.co/feRTGGD8Km — Matrixx (@geminieast7745) October 22, 2015

It is unclear how effective the floating condom bombs have been. It is also unclear where the unexploded floating condom bombs will land, in what countries they will be found, and how many victims will die as a result of their careless use of condom bombs.

White House spokesman Josh Earnest accused Russia of “indiscriminate military operations against the Syrian opposition.” The White House has not yet commented on ISIS’s use of indiscriminate condom bombs.

A careful search of www.whitehouse.gov has returned many documents on abstinence, HIV and AIDS prevention, and the safe and correct use of condoms–but no available articles make mention of this new ISIS threat.

What do you think about ISIS’ indiscriminate use of condom bombs?

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