"I was trying to stick with the spirit of the speed round, but since it’s gotten attention let me clarify..."

"This is better than a Chinese cookie!… lets go for pizza and grape soda again. No one else can understand."

"The fire department's going to come over here. These people are taxpayers. You're wasting their time and money."

"And we also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets, and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you ..."

"Even if you grant that the driver here was going right at the ICE officer, there are clear problems with these statements."

"We were sitting there and didn’t know what was going on, then all of the sudden a worker named Robert stepped in front and saved us ..."

"Sorry lady, I know immigrants who understand this logic, let's just keep moving forward with the study of our English language."

The Lakers' LeBron James lost his cool when a notorious NBA irritant successfully appeared to get under his skin.

"It sucks. It's awful. There's no artistry. No wit. No charm. No warmth. No humanity. You can tell it's AI from a million miles away."

"The comments heard on the recording about our food are not only inaccurate — they are patently absurd," Campbell's said.