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Woman Leaves Hilarious Detailed Instructions for Boyfriend Taking Care of Her Cat

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For pet parents, taking care of your fur babies is serious business. And when you leave them in another’s care?

Like any parent, you worry about how your pets will be taken care of. Will they be fed, groomed and loved just as if you hadn’t left?

A Reddit user shared a hilarious snapshot of the care instructions his girlfriend left for her cat when she went away on holiday.

“My girlfriend has gone away for a week and she left me with these list of ‘cat rules’ to abide by…” the post reads.

The rules are extremely detailed, down to the number of times the cat is to be fed and how often her bowl needs cleaning.

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His girlfriend even made it clear that her cat “Tia” would be weighed before and after she returns to make sure she was fed properly.

Tía.

Some of the instructions are too funny. You can almost hear the girlfriend’s voice, serious but with a good sense of humor at the same time.

“Give her NEW food in a CLEAN bowl,” one pointed rule reads. “You wouldn’t eat out of a dirty bowl, would you?”

That depends, of course, on who you’re asking. I’m sure there are plenty of us ladies who know a man or two who wouldn’t mind eating out of a dirty bowl, am I right?

“Sweep up her slops on mat from previous bowl. I do this for you too.”

Is this a lesson in cat care or a round-about way of letting this guy know he’s not the cleanest of the bunch? Either way, the result is side-splitting.

“Make sure her biscuits are filled up EACH DAY, for when you forget to feed her,” another rule reads.

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The best rule by far is probably the one that demands the boyfriend make sure the cat comes in at night. “Remember your life is at stake,” it says.

My girlfriend has gone away for a week and she left me with these list of “cat rules” to abide by… from r/cats

If this guy really loves his girl, there’s no doubt this feline will receive extra special care while her owner is away.

And, if he doesn’t? Let’s just say we hope that doesn’t happen. We wouldn’t want this poor man to end up in the dog house should sweet Tia end up a few pounds lighter at the end of the holiday.

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Sarah Carri is an avid reader and social media guru with a passion for truth and life. Her writing has previously been published in print and online by Focus on the Family and other well known media outlets. Her experience in ministry and Disney entertainment gives her a unique perspective on such topics.
Sarah Carri is an avid reader and social media guru with a passion for truth and life. Her writing has previously been published in print and online by Focus on the Family and other well known media outlets. Her experience in ministry and Disney entertainment gives her a unique perspective on such topics.

Sarah's experience as a successful working stay-at-home mom and business owner has given her the chance to write and research often. She stays up to date on the latest in entertainment and offers her views on celebrity stories based on her wide knowledge of the industry. Her success as a former preschool teacher and licensed daycare provider lend to her know-how on topics relating to parenting and childhood education.

Her thoughts on faith and family issues stem from home life and ministry work. Sarah takes time to attend workshops and classes annually that help her to improve and hone her writing craft. She is a graduate of the Institute of Children's Literature program and her writing has been acclaimed by ACFW and ECPA.
Education
Institute of Children's Literature, Art Institute of Phoenix (Advertising), University of California Irvine (Theater), Snow College (Early Childhood Education)
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