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Spoiled AOC Posts Bitter Tweet About How Pretty Hope Hicks Is

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Imagine going to work every day knowing that cows are farting just across the Potomac.

Ruminate on the nightmare of selecting the right emoticons for your tweets while hearing over your head the sound of the very planes that will bring humanity to an end within 12 years.

Chew on the terror of waking up every day knowing some people don’t watch your prattle-while-cooking show on Instagram.

Weigh the unbearable reality of looking for a political partner and deciding your best option is crazy Bernie Sanders.

It is really, really hard being Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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Then after all of that, imagine waking up Sunday morning to a political piece by Maggie Haberman of the New York Times about former Trump aide Hope Hicks.

You see it now, don’t you? You can see how such a situation would drive a mere mortal past her breaking point.

So AOC did what AOC had to do.

She complained about how pretty Hicks looked in the picture.

How dare they!

Wait, I got that wrong.

Let me say it like her: How ? Dare ? They ?

Ocasio-Cortez took to her Twitter account Sunday and spewed her petty bile. How dare The Times put a picture of Hope Hicks that makes her look dramatic, or serious, or attractive. This really must stop.

I’ve heard that if The Times doesn’t stop putting pictures of pretty white girls in their paper, the world will end in 43 billion years. I could be wrong.

Ocasio-Cortez bitterly (and with obvious jealousy) complained that Hicks was “getting framed by the NYT as some Lifetime drama called ‘Hope’s Choice.'”

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Alas, AOC went on to lament that Hicks’ photo looked like a “glamour shot.”

Look at the picture of Hicks and then you can see why AOC would hate it so much. No? Look again. Still no?

I know I often find myself in a white, hot rage at the sight of attractive women in news articles.

Maybe it’s just me.

If we give Ocasio-Cortez the benefit of the doubt that she is actually upset at the substance of the article and not that yet another person is prettier than she, then her anger is, although not as petty, even more misplaced.

Do you think AOC is the future of the Democrat Party?

The Times piece purports to analyze an internal struggle that Hicks is facing. Per The Times, Hicks’ “existential question” is “whether to comply with a congressional subpoena in the coming weeks.”

But if AOC actually read the article, she would have seen that this is a made-up crisis.

Neither Hicks nor her lawyer gave any comment for the piece and no other sources opined on Hicks’ feelings about the subpoena.

That means there is zero indication that Hicks is actually dealing with any kind of internal dilemma — despite the fact that The Times spent 22 paragraphs discussing it.

There is no indication of any kind that — as AOC tweeted — a former administration official is “considering participating in a coverup led by the president.”

That is literally a crisis manufactured by The Times.

That is real bias.

That is true absurdity.

That is what should make AOC mad.

It should make you mad.

Even madder than a picture-pretty woman at the top of a steaming pile of fake news.

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G.S. Hair is the former executive editor of The Western Journal.
G.S. Hair is the former executive editor of The Western Journal and vice president of digital content of Liftable Media.

After graduating law school from the Cecil C. Humphries School of Law, Mr. Hair spent a decade as an attorney practicing at the trial and appellate level in Arkansas and Tennessee. He represented clients in civil litigation, contractual disputes, criminal defense and domestic matters. He spent a significant amount of time representing indigent clients who could not afford private counsel in civil or criminal matters. A desire for justice and fairness was a driving force in Mr. Hair's philosophy of representation. Inspired by Christ’s role as an advocate on our behalf before God, he often represented clients who had no one else to fight on their behalf.

Mr. Hair has been a consultant for Republican political candidates and has crafted grassroots campaign strategies to help mobilize voters in staunchly Democrat regions of the Eastern United States.

In early 2015, he began writing for Conservative Tribune. After the site was acquired by Liftable Media, he shut down his law practice, moved to Arizona and transitioned into the position of site director. He then transitioned to vice president of content. In 2018, after Liftable Media folded all its brands into The Western Journal, he was named executive editor. His mission is to advance conservative principles and be a positive and truthful voice in the media.

He is married and has four children. He resides in Phoenix, Arizona.
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South Carolina
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Homeschooled (and proud of it); B.A. Mississippi College; J.D. University Of Memphis
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Phoenix, Arizona
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